Yisel Tejeda

Doña Barbara? Nah. Try Madonna. Con A-Rod? Nah, too old. How about Madonna is set to marry 22 year old...let me just make sure you got this...22 year old Brazilian model Jesus Luz.

Just a rumor? Not so much.

Luz's father, Luiz Heitor Pinto da Luz, confirmed that the couple is set to marry in a Kabbalah ceremony in New York as early as this weekend!

The couple met in December during a photoshoot for W magazine in Rio de Janeiro. Since Madonna's divorce from Guy Ritchie came through in November, ya la doña estaba soltera y sin compromiso!

There are rumors though that Madonna is paying $1,000 a week in English lessons for Luz and she restricts his cell phone usage when he is around her. Es que imajinate, una señora major ya, de 50 años de edad, que no le vas a molestar?